my name is lauren mallory, and i'm too big for this small town. only one more year until i'm free. i'm into fashion, modeling, boys and music. i've had the same friends since the first grade -- jess, angie, mike, tyler, katie, eric... you know who you are. and if you aren't on the list? you don't mean shit.
in the center of the ring
they don't call me the queen bee for nothing; i'm the most popular girl at forks high and i intend to keep it that way. i'm your real life regina george. there's no such thing as bad press. remember my face; you're going to see it on billboards some day.